Little Monkey

[Verse 1]

Bully around the kids on the schoolyard

Threw all that weight around

Put the heebee jeebees into someone

Sure way to earn that crown

Boy, now a man but I use that word lightly

Punk ass is more your style

No compliments for all this bravado

A tub of shit in a pile

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Piled high, sky high

Your throne, pig sty

[Chorus]

Little money, little monkey

I really think I smell something funky

Little monkey, biggest dummy

You fooled 'em all but I must have been lucky

Little monkey, never funny

Your true colors beam in the sunshine

Little monkey, little monkey

I'll cut down your vine

[Verse 2]

Hollywood mogul making B movies

Award winners, they are not

A ton of attitude for a whole lot of nothing

Small penis king of the lot

You started as a prick and you stay consistent

But assholes got room to grow

Hard to tell which is getting bigger

Your belly or your ego

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Ego, oh no

Big deal, you've blown

[Chorus]

Little monkey, little monkey

I really think I smell something funky

Little monkey, biggest dummy

I'll get a punch in your face if I'm lucky

Little monkey, never funny

I'll watch as you fall from the sidelines

Little monkey, little monkey

As I cut your vine

[Bridge]

I'll chop down your vine

I'll chop down your vine

I can't stand your whine

You do it all the time

I'll chop down your vine

I'll chop down your vine

You dirty slime

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Ego, oh no

Big deal, you've blown

[Chorus]

Little monkey, little monkey

I really, really smell something funky

Little monkey, biggest dummy

I'll get a punch in your face if I'm lucky

Little monkey, never funny

I'll watch as you fall down the sidelines

Little monkey, little monkey

As I cut your vine

[Outro]

I'll chop down your vine (I'll chop down your vine)

I'll chop down your vine (I'll chop down your vine)

I can't stand your whine (Can't stand)

You do it all the time

I'll chop down your vine (Oh yeah)

I'll chop down your vine (Fuck yeah)

You dirty slime (Oh!)