Candace Party

[Intro: Candace]

First of all, it's not a party

But if it were a party, it would not be their party, it would be my party

[Chorus: Crowd, Candace]

Candace party! Candace party!

It's not a party, it's an intimate get together!

Candace party! Candace party!

Don't call it that, it's just a get together!

Candace party! Candace party!

[Verse 1: Candace]

Don't spill your drink

Don't drop your food

Don't make the music in the house go boom

Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors

And please stay out of my room

Take your feet off the chair

No running in the house

Put a coaster under that drink

Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling

And that's a toilet, not a sink!

[Chorus: Candace, Crowd]

It's not a party, it's an intimate get together

Candace party! Candace party!

Don't call it that, it's just a get together

Candace party! Candace party!

[Interlude: Phineas, Jeremy]

Hi, Mom? What, what?

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get together

Candace party!

[Verse 2: Candace]

Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?

I said don't play with the remote!

Hey, close the door, were you born in a barn?

Which one of you brought this goat?

[Chorus: Candace, Crowd]

It's not a party, it's an intimate get together

Candace party! Candace party!

Don't call it that, it's just a get together

Candace party! Candace party!

We're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together

What?

I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together

That's right

It's not a party