Hair

[Intro: Slug and girl talking]

And she still wonders why I'm so insecure

She giggles because I sleep with a-

Could I throw my panties on stage?

Like, can I be a fuckin' groupie and just fuck you cause

You're on stage and other girls want to fuck you?

See bands like us don't get groupies

Nawww

Yeaaahh

You're so full of shit, I'm sure you guys have-

No, it's not full of shit, I mean, have you ever heard our songs?

I mean, basically, exactly, that's what I'm sayin'

[Refrain]

Smile, smile with me, smile with me, smile with me

Please won't you smile, smile with me, smile with me

Smile with me, please won't you

[Verse]

Oh look at her, she's lookin' as good as dinner

And she's lookin' back at me as if maybe I'm a winner

I'm in my late twenties little girl don't flirt with me

I've got the capabilities to program your circuitry

You don't have to believe, do yourself a little justice

Don't let Slug undercook your muffins

Oh wait, did I say that, I did, must be losing it

Cause it almost felt that it might just have some truth in it

Now back to the platter at hand

She said she's twenty-one and quit school to go work for the man

A switch up in the plan, now she's happy as a chorus

'Cause now she makes rent and now she drives a Taurus

Unwindin' and hangin' out at the bar

I wonder if she knows that I'm not really a star

She seems to be impressed with my lack of an ego and

My self-aware style, I like the way that she smiles

She wanna know how I find the words I use

I don't really know but I can lie if you want me to

Angels sing to me in my sleep

I sold my damaged soul for the magic of speak

Now she's laughin', she likes the sarcasm

Naturally, I'm askin' if she's got a captain

A captain, you mean a man at home, the answer is no

I came to this bar alone

Well heavens to Betsy, enough about boyfriends already

Just tryin' to keep the conversation heady

As much as I would love to run and play in the forest

Ain't no way this girl is gonna break into my fortress

I've never made a practice, of introducing the mattress

To women that I meet at my own gig

I don't know, can't imagine anything as small as

Alcohol and hormones turnin' out to be anything big

Baby's hella beautiful, even kinda bright

I've got the fire of a vampire inside me tonight

It might be alright, everything seems tight

I've got a good buzz and she's givin' me the green light

So tell me girl, what you doin' after

She says hopefully hangin' out with my new favorite rapper

Now wait a minute, that's not fair, you're throwin' 'boulders

I can tell by the way your hair touches your shoulders

Be straight with me and I'll be me with you

I can think of some of us that we should do

So if you think I'm comin' home with you tonight

You're probably right, probably right

A few more beers, a couple more laughs

Undressing my past with the questions she asked

Yes, I love cats and I would love to take a bath

If I would spend the night, would you massage my back

She's closin' in for the embrace

And slightly tucks her head under my face

Her hair smells so good, I gotta have a taste

Where's your Ford, let's ditch this place

In the parking lot, she sparked it off

She must be starving for someone to hit the heart

I've never been kissed with such passionate bliss

Pornstar damn near tore my lips apart

Honey, slow it up, hold it up, start the car and

Leave this garage, let's go to your apartment

Lyndale Avenue, on the way to her rest

Her drunk-ass turns to look at me and she says

You're so beautiful from the hair to the soul

I can't believe that I've never met you before

It feels like I've been waiting for you my whole life

She missed the red light, hit a pickup truck and we both died