Next To You

[Hook: DeM atlaS]

Darlin', you don't even know

I'm layin' right next to you

Sometime I feel so alone

That I don't know what to do

I don't know why, I don't know why

I said I don't know why, I don't know why

[Verse 1]

I was out with my crew tonight

We were all gettin' super nice

I had so much to drink that you'd think

I'm 'bout to go and paint the bathroom sink pink

Rule number 1: always puke alone

The second rule is always puke at home

I guess it's time to go

Didn't see nobody from my family around

So I went outside to flag a taxi down

I told a cab to take 35 south and let the windows down

I gotta air myself out

I put a new piece of gum in my mouth

As the car pulled up right in front of the house

And all that I can think about is how much I love fucking you

I can't wait to get inside

But I never considered that you'd be fast asleep

And now I'm masturbating with some Vaseline, and

[Hook: DeM atlaS]

Darlin', you don't even know

I'm layin' right next to you

Sometime I feel so alone

That I don't know what to do

I don't know why, I don't know why

I said I don't know why, I don't know why

[Verse 2: Slug]

I'd love to press my face into the flesh

In between your pregnant breasts

I'd love to squeeze your butt and make you horny

But I know you gotta wake up in the morning

So I'mma just lay next to you

And think about when I make sex to you

It probably sound kinda perverted, I imagine

But that ain't enough to make me wanna curb my enthusiasm

It feels so right in my left

And I don't think she protest if I don't leave a mess

I disappear into the smell of your hair

And it's becoming apparent that I've become incoherent

With my mind on my business, fist full of carnal

Blurry with the vision, I'm spinnin' like a marble

Fade to black way under the shellac

Can't fap, too wasted, if you was awake you'd laugh

And...

[Hook: DeM atlaS]

Darlin', you don't even know

I'm lyin' right next to you

Sometime I feel so alone

That I don't know what to do

I don't know why, I don't know why

I said I don't know why, I don't know why

Darlin', you don't even know

I'm layin' right next to you

Sometime I feel so alone

That I don't know what to do, eh

But I don't know why, I don't know why

No, I don't know why, I don't know why