Smart Went Crazy

[Verse 1: Slug]

Smart went crazy, truth went trendy

The story got lazy so I rewrote the ending

Manipulated the entry, more user-friendly

Now a city full of pain pills and tattoos defend me

I waver from the dead to the half-dead

Grey space between the fan base and the crackhead

Sunset, sailboat set course for hell

A cross and a hammer, but you'll have to get some nails

Take credit, for anything embedded in the edit

As long as you meant it when you said it

And all of the kids laugh, when you admit that

It mighta been witchcraft that made my noose fit bad

Well I'mma act like I don't give a make love

Take what I got to teach everyone to break stuff

I'mma act like there's poison in the pancakes

And amputate the one that wasn't loyal with the handshake

Proud to know ya, Minnesota missile

Never sold coke and I never had to hold a pistol

Civil and simple, but set the freak show loose on the nipple

Watch her whole fuckin' titty ripple

It's why we battle, it's why we travel

It's why the mascot thinks that I'm an asshole

We made the team without puttin' on a uniform

Smart went nuts and rode a unicorn through the storm

[Hook: Slug]

Smart went crazy, but where did you go?

Smart went crazy, but where did you go?

Smart went crazy, but where did you go?

Smart went crazy, where did you go now?

[Verse 2: Slug]

Smart went crazy, kissed Miss Daisy

Loved you when everyday was Christmas, baby

Maybe, we can take it back to the way we was

Still on some "What have you done for me lately?"

No gravy if the bass is porkface

Tour dates ate my big little brother's court case

Poor taste got passed off as gourmet

This beer is foreplay

We'll meet up at your place

I sting like a first divorce, or them first Newports

Whatever hurts you more

"You're headed for self destruction" been there, did that

Kicked back with the wrong angel to fuck with

Carved my charm into your arms

Fuck around, unravel this tall ball of yarn

Snuck round back to disarm the alarm

From the plantation to the reservation to the farms

And nobody knows where you'll end up

Only guarantee in life is death or a headfuck

Yeah, you thought it was a set up, well guess what

Now you can catch up with the rest of my "Best Of"

I got a few blocks left before I reach my destination

And retrieve my breath

And God blessed every step I stole

Just to let me know, she wouldn't ever let me go

[Hook: Slug] (2X)

[Outro: Slug] (4X)

Smart went crazy, the rubber band went snap

This goes to those that hold it down 'til I get back

Hold on to me, grow along with me

I don't know where I'm goin' but I'll end up in your arms