White Noise

White noise, made its way into my life

It should all get cancelled

I don't think I can handle you going channel to channel

White noise, made its way into my life

It should all get cancelled

I don't think I can handle you going channel to channel

A million channels, nothing channelled

Bunch of reality shows full of assholes

All the popular situation comedy

Caught up in the oxymoronic hypocrisy

On the couch with remote on search

Seen better acting on them shopping networks

I'd like put my foot through the glass

But without it I would have to shoot smack to relax

Every A.M. starts to a cartoon

Watch it in the afternoon and see the people argue

Prime time television is worse though

Surf the shit, I'd rather watch the commercials

Program a nation of clones

Subliminal seeds, watch 'em grow

So tune in for next week's show

Like if it wasn't all, what the fuck would you know?

It goes

White noise, made its way into my life

It should all get cancelled

I don't think I can handle you going channel to channel

White noise, made its way into my life

It should all get cancelled

I don't think I can handle you going channel to channel

A million channels selling me dreams

Expensive celebrities telling me things

So insecure I must confess

That I'mma purchase whatever it takes to get sex

I need your product for my life to grow

I buy those so I can be more desirable

I'm trying everything under the sun, I want one

So I can separate myself from the crumbs

White noise at the speed of light

Make me feel right so I can sleep at night

Make my teeth white, help to build my self-esteem

'Cause I believe in your magic beans

Now, castin' call, all attractive characters

Goodnight to groove and gesundheit America

Hurry up, plug it in and serve it up

Put it on a channel full of static and turn it up

White noise, made its way into my life

It should all get cancelled

I don't think I can handle you going channel to channel

White noise, made its way into my life

It should all get cancelled

I don't think I can handle you going channel to channel

When I go to the job, it's on

When I go to the bar, it's on

When I go to my home, it's on

When I go to my bed, it's on

When I pick up my son, it's on

When I'm tracking at the studio, it's on

When I'm in my hotel room, it's on

When I get on the tour bus, it's on

When I visit you in jail, it's on

When I'm at Anthony's house, it's on

When I go see Sahdeeq, it's on

When I'm kicking it with Murs, it's on

When I'm out in Los Angeles, it's on

When I visit New York, it's on

When I'm kicking it in Texas, it's on

When I went to South Korea, it's on

White noise, made its way into my life

It should all get cancelled

I don't think I can handle you going channel to channel

White noise

[KRS-One sample from "Love's Gonna Get'Cha (Material Love)"]

"I got a 55 inch television you know

And every once in awhile I hear just say no

Or the other commercial I love

Is when they say, this is your brain on drugs"