Hollywood Dream

So you came to L.A. with a dime and a dream
Say you wanna be a name on the Hollywood scene
You wanna party with the stars, do coke on a yacht
But you gotta learn the rules and shit, there's a lot like

Never do heroin and never do meth
Never go to parties below Sunset
Never drink anything below ten grand
Never suck dick unless the money's in his hand

Never fuck Sheen and don't do porn
Never wear anything already worn
Never get caught in a poor man's car
You can leave L.A., but don't go far

Don't go to the beach unless there's drugs
Don't fuck waiters and don't fuck thugs
Don't get a blow job or marry famous
Don't do drugs that are intravenous

Do get tested, stay protected
Please stay smart, don't get arrested
If you want a job, go socialize
Don't eat, don't sleep and don't ask why

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing

Get all the numbers that you can
When you meet someone famous, don't say you're a fan
Don't turn down gifts or any jobs
Don't shit where you eat, don't talk to the mobs

Say yes to blow, say yes to X
Say yes to directors that ask for sex
Don't go to castings or open calls
Don't turn to the camera, and break the fourth wall

Do get fillers and plump your pout
If the music's loud, go outside, don't shout
And don't go down without a cause
Don't tell anybody about your flaws

Don't talk to the magazines
And don't get suggestions on your very first scene
This L.A. life ain't for the moral
So you gotta be ready for tons of oral

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing

Sign your name on the dotted line
As long as you listen, you'll do fine
Sign your name on the dotted line
As long as you listen, you'll do fine

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing