I Just Stole a Kia

I just stole a Kia
Real bitch, eatin' pepperoni pizza
Toss around unless I'm fuckin' for a VISA
Shooter bitch but I dress like a treesha
Yeah, I dress like a treeshie
I was twenty, sellin' cooter on MeetMe
Tell that bitch that we ain't friends and I ain't Phoebe
Zuzie, baby, all these bitches wanna be me
All these cholos wanna see me
Ain't talkin' dirty when I say a couple chi-chi's
Fuck it, now I'm callin' Mimi
You ain't a gangster, I think you a fifi
Mexicano, do my cumbia
Shawty, pásame la tuna, lumpia
I got a homegirl, straight from Colombia
She got a wet-wet and she make it lluvia
Bitches mad 'cause I'm Zuzie
Bazinga that bitch with an uzi (Uzi)
Lime green 'vette, I'm cruising (Cruising)
When I get a check, you're losing, ooh
You're losing, bitch, you a loser
Get a job as a pooper scooper
I'm a user, tuci abuser
I just popped two 30s in a Cooper
I just popped two bitches, that's a twofer
Stop with the subs, lil bitch, you a woofer
I see straight through the lies, you a goofer
You a gay bitch, can't take it up the cooter
I can't stop selling pussy, it be worth it
I put my thing down, gun it and reverse it
I might do my reject then jerk it
I don't wanna have to take yours, just park it (Park it, park it, park it, park it)