We Want Cait

Ha ha ha
The Queen of the Beautifuls is back
Caitlyn J, American royalty
You all love me, babe

T-girls want me to do their hair and makeup
Girls hate me 'cause I'm the cause of their breakup
Diamond fingernails
And eight-inch heels
Babes on death row request me for their last meals

Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait

Conservatives scream when I walk down the street
They worship me like Jеsus
Praying at my feet
Flashin' all their cameras takin' pictures of mе
Goin' to their surgeons saying "Make me look like Caitlyn!'
I love Trump like Anna Nicole loves TrimSpa
Applying MAC lipstick while wearing Candaces' training bra
Pink like my pussy
Hot like Jeb Bush
Ass up when you see me
Bitch, better have my money!

Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait

Now all you dirty liberals
You love Caitlyn J
I see you lookin' at my pictures
Dicks gettin' hard
Go fix your healthcare plan
Make sure Hillary's hot
Pull down your Diesel jeans and show me that motherfucking cock

Do I like boys or girls?
Well, you'll never know
I'm not doin' your makeup
Filthy t-girl hoe
Spread 'em, forget 'em and then say my name
I'm Caitlyn fuckin' Jenner of Kardashian fame

Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Trump 'fess up
Candice 'fess up
Sandy 'fess up, we want Cait
Kris 'fess up
Liberals 'fess up
Conservatives 'fess up, We want Cait!

What?
I know you all want me
So keep talking shit
Go on my Instagram and leave me a comment, babe
We did it