Crazy Cheap

I like those guns when they go bang bang
In the UK we got the ban
I bang the bank and I go by bands
On the scooter, I do my dance
On the scooter, I do my dance
Limey scooter from London bank
Universal credit I got my pay
Go to Tesco, get some champagne
She call me cheap, but that's my name

But that's my name
But that's my name
She call me cheap
But that's my name
But that's my name

Vodafone told me I had to do credit
I begged them but they wouldn't hear it
They was like monthly
Nah you're finished
Where's the contract, we're gonna shred it
All the boys on Twitter asking me if I'm gay
I'm like what's that
I just talk this way
I'm like who's that
I just walk this way
I'm like that's phat
It's all that sway

Swaggy little stunnas with a sunshine beam
You whisper in my ear smell like codeine
Looking at me feel like you're preeing
Everybody always comes to mine for pre-drinks
Vodka Red Bull
It banging on the set
Speakers vibrating in my ex

All of them scream I want some sex
All of them scream I want some sex
Fuck a podcast
I'll cast some pods on your ass
You moan so high like a Philip Glass
Orchestra piece
You love me cause you say I'm cheap

She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name

I like to break my payment plans with six months left
I've been arrested twice for petty theft
And I almost tried to deets it but that sentence is heft
It's the cost of living crisis but there's still champagne left

I haven't got any money
No I asked you again
Like I said I can pay you back tomorrow
I can pay you back in five days
Like by the end of the week
Just lend me like five quid please

She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name

She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name
She call me cheap but that's my name