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[Intro]

This next song is from a record-breaking show

And it really set a record

It lasted nine previews and one performance

This is true

So I feel it's an important show

And, um, the name of it was Another Evening with Harry Stoones

Oh, you remember it, hmm

Well anyway, here's the main song from it

[Verse 1]

Call me a boob

Call me a schlemiel

Call me a brain with a missing wheel

Call me what you will

But nonetheless I'm still

In love with Harold Mengert

And it's not because he has a car

Arnie Fleischer has a car

But a car is just a car

And if Harold didn't have a car to his name

I guess I'd love him just the same

[Verse 2]

Call me what you will

But the nonetheless I'm still

In love with Harold Mengert

And it's not because he has a wealthy family

Arnie Fleischer has a wealthy family

But money isn't everything

And if Harold didn't have a dime to his name

I know I'd love him just the same

[Bridge]

But sometimes I ask myself, why then

Do I then love Harold Menger?

Harold isn't handsome, or clever, or smart

And I don't find romance set to dance in his heart

The only answers I can think of are

Harold Mengert's money and Harold Mengert's car

[Outro]

Call me what you will

But the nonetheless I'm still

In love with Heshy Mengert

Also Arnie Fleischer