Quality

[Verse 1]

Just show me the venue when I'm the menu, it's personalized

The life of the party, I'm like Billy Barty but regular-sized

I guess I should explain

Your guests will go insane for me

[Chorus 1]

'Cause I'm serving up quality that can't be beat

If you're not down, vote with your feet

My quality, biology

Enhanced with high technology

[Verse 2]

Over in England, everything bent, but I'm satisfied

I hung with the stars there, you know they drive cars there on the other side

They barely noticed me

You said you'd go with me always

[Chorus 2]

'Cause I'm serving up quality that can't be beat

If you're not down, vote with your feet

My quality, biology

Inspired some Greek mythology

[Bridge]

It's all true

(Cross your heart and hope to die)

I swear to you

(Stick a needle in your eye)

If you've been misled

May some lightning strike me dead

[Verse 3]

Back in Japan, they did not understand

They sent me back here

But look at them now, they're rubbing my cow there

And feeding it beer

I may go back someday

They'll have a huge buffet for me

[Chorus 3]

'Cause I'm serving up quality, it can't be beat

If you're not down, vote with your feet

My quality, neurology

Is studied in theology

[Chorus 1]

It's quality, it can't be beat

If you're not down, vote with your feet

My quality, biology

Is enhanced with high technology

[Outro]

Biology, astrology, radiology, ecology

Nephrology, apology, cosmology, entomology

Demonology, biology, astrology, radiology

My quality neurology

Is studied in theology