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Standing on a Chair
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Track 7

1:45

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Standing on a Chair

30th November 2009

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7

1The Price of Rice
2:43
2Don't Believe the B******t
2:46
3M. D. M. Amazing
3:21
4Whatever Happened to the Rubicks Cube?
2:05
5The Peaches of Wandsworth
2:52
6The Pub in Holloway
3:00
7Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
1:45
8This Side of the Fence
1:54
9An Afternoon with Henry Rollins.
1:55
10The Seaside of Springtime
1:59
11Both Sides of the Fence
2:05
12Wave Goodbye to Emi
2:26
13Fancy Dress Frisbee
2:34
14Health and Safety
1:34
15No Fit Girls in Nyc
2:39
16Coke
2:00
17Media Circus
2:12
18Fuck the Smoking Ban
1:53
19The Search for Fats Domino
2:33
20Binge Drinker
1:50
21Myspace Picture
1:45
22London at War
3:02
23Hippy Crack
1:12
24I Ain't That Old Sunshine
2:22
25Lake District
2:07
—M. D. M. Amazing
3:21
—Money Money Money
1Convenience Killed the Kids
2:00
2Girlfriend in the Jungle
2:20
3I Shot Tupac Shakur and All I Got Was This Lousy T - Shirt
1:41
4The Great Big Fucking Hole
2:23
5New Computer
1:39
6My Name Is Jay and I Am an Alcoholic
1:54
7Junkfood Sex
1:59
8Kate Moss' Birthday Party
2:23
9Bird Flu Blues
0:58
10How Great Was Emmy?
2:00
11Eggs Benadict
3:29
12You Fat Bastard
1:26
13Thanks for Fucking up the World for Us
2:19
14Flower in a Council Estate
2:42
15The Big Goodbye
2:25
16Saddam
2:12
17Can't Buy Me Love
2:04
18The History of Art
1:16
19Valentine
1:48
20The Day That Dance Music Died
2:14
21I Fancy Laura Marling
2:14
22Money Money Money
3:08
23Alice Mcallister
2:01
24Braintree
2:38
25I'm Wearing the Clothes I Found on Your Throne
3:05

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