Can I Trade Him In

[Verse 1]

I've had my share of crosses to bear

I've had a boyfriend or three

And I tend to fall with no warning at all

When I see a man smiling at me

So that's why I'm here pouring this beer

With a man half asleep in my chair

Now when he looks at me

I'm damned if I see whatever the hell got him there

[Verse 2]

I used to sink in his arms

Now my arms are in his sink

He used to love me all night

Now I miss it if I blink

The sweetest first kiss has turned me into this

I picked the wrong man again

I must be crazy, he's broke and he's lazy

He's not working

Can I trade him in?

[Verse 2]

Now 3 years have gone sincе he turned me on

Thе love light has faded so dim

And I wonder how my heart could allow

Feeling for someone like him

While we dream of a rose and champagne

I'll climb the walls till Prince Charming calls

And its goodbye to old what's his name

[Chorus]

I used to sink in his arms

Now my arms are in his sink

He used to love me all night

Now I miss it if I blink

The sweetest first kiss has turned me into this

I picked the wrong man again

I must be crazy, he's broke and he's lazy

He's not working

Can I trade him in?

He's not working

Can I trade him in?