If You're Feeling Sinister (Live)

Anthony walked to his death because he thought
He'd never feel this way again
If he goes back to the house then things would go
From bad to worse, what could he do?
He wants to remember things exactly as he left them
On that funny day
And if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared
Because it's bound to be less boring than today
Bound to be less boring than tomorrow

Hilary went to her death because she couldn't think
Of anything to say
Everybody thought that she was boring
They never listened anyway
Nobody was really saying anything of interest
She fell asleep
She was into S&M and Bible studies
Not everyone's cup of tea, she would admit to me
A cup of tea, she would admit to no-one
A cup of tea, she would admit to me
A cup of tea, she would admit to no-one

Hilary went to the Catholic church because she
Wanted information
The vicar or whatever took her to one side and
Gave her confirmation
Saint Theresa's calling her, the church up on the hill
Is looking lovely
But it doesn't interest, the only thing she wants to know
Is how and why and when and where to go
How and why and when and where to follow
How and why and when and where to go
How and why and when and where to follow

But if you are feeling sinister
Go up and see a minister
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being
A hopeless unbeliever

When she got back, her spirituality
Was thrown into confusion
So she got a special deal on renting
From the Malagry Diffusion
"Look at me, I'm on TV, it makes up for
The shortcomings of being poor
Now I'm in a million pieces, picked up for deliberation
By the people listening at home
By the people watching on the telly
By the people listening at home
By the people watching on the telly"

But if you are feeling sinister
Go up and see a minister
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being
A hopeless unbeliever

But if you are feeling sinister
Go up and see a minister
The chances are you'll probably feel better
If you stay and play with yourself