Sightsee M.C!

[Intro, spoken]

"Come in, London? Come in, London control."

Woah, baby!

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The one and only...

M.C. Sightsee

[Verse 1]

Here we buy some old English wreck

And we tart it up for the girls to check

It's mugs' night out at the old Palais

And the girl wants a ride on a Saturday

It's time for the hour for the drunks to shout

As the barman shoves the people out

The red light says, “Come on down”

And street fights break out all over town

[Chorus 1]

It's an English custom, it's ceremony

I'm your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C

I've been in Pentonville, I've been in Battersea

I'm your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C

[Hook 1, spoken]

I buy tickets and pick a room

“Oh you go shoot your mouth off in Hyde Park”

[Verse 2]

We got plenty of sixties slums

They said she jumped from floor twenty-one

It's empty now, but it blocks out the sun

Used to be the shape of things to come

The children runnin' ragged, breaking the glass

Smashing the lights in the underpass

Gonna need no flag when they're seventeen

For waving at someone who looks like the Queen

I've been in Chinatown, I've been in Embassy

I`m your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C

Casino Dino and Roulette Len

All know my name and back again

[?] “read all about it!

Standard! Standard!

Come again!”

This alley runs to the farm on the hill

Where the nights are wild, and the petrol spill

Firestone Freddy and Molotov Jack

Their shadow goes, but it soon come back

Striking sparks in floods of oil

No name, no flag for mother soil

You can guarantee she'll burn tonight

'Cause England keeps the household white

You know it ain't safe, it`s way too early or late

The Mets gonna getcha down in Bishop's Gate

I ain't at number 10, I'm at number 23B

I`m your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C

I am the one and only

Champion M.C

“It is always later than we think”

Take all the bed box people and the opera lights

London town is yours tonight

Well, it's over to you, and bye from me

I'm your guide for the ride, Sightsee M.C

[Audio samples]

“Who cares? You march across Westminster Bridge and past the House of Commons

Up the steps of the Home Office, right into the fortress of reaction.”

“Standard lunch time edition”

“Send out a mayday to London”

“Mayday, mayday, mayday”

"Captain Scarlet is indestructible - you are not

Remember this...do not try to imitate him."