Not Fuckin' Around

[Verse 1]

Okay, I'll answer for real

If I found myself stranded on an island with 6 million girls

Well, I'd put them all to work

We'd build a kickass sailboat to get me back to you

See, I'm not fucking around

I just love how you come up with these

You're saying if I was drunk and away on tour

And if we got in a ooh big fight

And then some loosey twit started flirting with me

Well, even drunk and bummed out I'd say you best move on girl

I don't mess around

No!

[Pre-Chorus]

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Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh

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Yah-yah-yah

[Chorus]

So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking

The bar's open late and I don't mind

Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around

Sure, we'll have two more drinks, and just sit a bit closer

Hit me with another of your silly questions

When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around

[Verse 2]

If my friends from school days brought me to a strip club

Bought me some of those lap dances, say what would I do then?

Well, I'd have to point to Mikey, see he don't have much luck with the ladies

Tell the girls "There, that's me,"

And call you up so we can razz it around

[Pre-Chorus]

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Yah-yah-yah-yah

Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh

Yah-yah-yah-yah

Yah-yah-yah

[Chorus]

So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking

The bar's open late and I don't mind

Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around

Sure, we'll have two more drinks, come sit a bit closer

Hit me with another of your silly questions

When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around

Never be fucking around

[Verse 3]

What if you high school girlfriend showed up while I was away?

Well, I'd go under the sink

And grab some insect repellent and spray that girl away!

[Verse 3]

Yeah, I'll stop my stealing

I'll stop my fighting

I'll change my dirty ways

For you just you

I'm damn well smart

And I won't be fucking around

So are you feeling good?

Do you know I'm yours?

Raise up that head and those cute shoulders

Let's head on home

I'll never be fucking around

[Verse 4]

Yeah, I'll stop my stealing

I'll stop my fighting

I'll change my dirty ways

For you just you

I know what I got

And I won't be fucking around

So are you feeling good?

Do you know I'm yours?

Raise up that head and those cute shoulders

Let's head on home

I'll never be fucking around

[Outro]

Nah, I'll never be fucking around

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(Yah-yah-yah-yah)

Never be, never be, never be fucking around

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(Yah-yah-yah-yah)

No, no, no, I'll never be fucking around

(Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh)

(Yah-yah-yah-yah)

Never be, never be, never be fucking around

(Woah-oh woah-oh woah-oh)

Yah-yah-yah-yah