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Billy Bragg – Qualifications (1997) | Track profile | Dork

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Billy Bragg
Bloke on Bloke
Qualifications

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Qualifications

Release date: 13th May 1997

From Bloke on Bloke

Track 2

1:50

Alternative Music

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"Qualifications" is a track by Billy Bragg, from the album Bloke on Bloke, released 13th May 1997. The track is 1:50 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Billy Bragg.

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Billy Bragg

Billy Bragg

Lyrics

Qualifications

With my qualifications
With my qualifications

I could get me a job walking a dog
Chopping a log, cleaning a bog

With my qualifications
With my qualifications

I could see myself stacking a shelf
As a sales assistant at Do-It -Yourself

With my qualifications
With my qualifications

My brother worked night and day
At the Eurostar Terminal
And the government gave it away

So what's the point in university?
For three years I read philosophy
Now I read barcodes all day long
Beep-beep-beep sings that check-out song

With my qualifications
Talking 'bout my qualifications
Would you like to see my Ph.D.?
My BSE? My GCSE?
I gotta first in physics so I ought to know
If your fries are for here or to go

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Track details

From Bloke on Bloke

1:501997

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Album

Track number

2

Release year

1997

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3:24
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4Never Had No One Ever
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