Captain Jack

[Verse 1]

Saturday night and you're still hanging around

You're tired of living in your one horse town

You'd like to find a little hole in the ground

For a while

Mmm-hmm

[Verse 2]

So, you go to the Village in your tie-dye jeans

And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens

It's like some pornographic magazine

And you smile

Mmm-hmm

[Chorus]

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling

Oh, yeah, yeah

[Verse 3]

Your sister's gone out, she's on a date

And you just sit at home and masturbate

Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait

For that call

Mmm-hmm

[Verse 4]

So, you stand on the corner in your new English clothes

And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes

Oh, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose

After all

Mmm-hmm, yeah

[Chorus]

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, yeah, yeah

[Verse 5]

So, you decide to take a holiday

You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet

Ah, there ain't no place to go anyway

What for?

Mmm-hmm

[Verse 6]

So, you've got everything, ah, but nothing's cool

They just found your father in the swimming pool

And you guess you won't be going back to school

Anymore

[Chorus]

But Captain Jack can get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Oh, Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling

La-la-la

Oh, yeah, yeah

[Verse 7]

So, you play your albums and you smoke your pot

And you meet your girlfriend in the parkin' lot

Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got

What went wrong?

Mmm-hmm

[Verse 8]

And if you can't understand why your world is so dead

Why you've got to keep in style and feed your head

Well, you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed

And that's too long

Oh, oh, oh, woah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Well, now Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling

Oh, Captain Jack will get you high tonight

Take you to your special island

Well, now Captain Jack could make you die tonight

Just a little push and you’ll be smiling

Yeah, Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will make you die tonight

[Outro]

Well, now Captain Jack will make you die tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smiling