Stone Cold Steve Austin

[Intro: blackbear]

Yeah

Two, three, four

[Verse 1: blackbear]

I wanna be a champion

I wanna be best friends with Marilyn Manson and

Call my manager and tell him stop managing

'Cause all the future plans we made, I'll be cancelling then

I wanna drink so much that I can't stand up from where I'm sitting

And do so much Coke, Dr. Pepper can't even out sniff me

And even Santa Claus is just as real as a wrestler

I knew all my presents were in my mom's dresser

So fuck being famous

I just wanna be hated

Fuck the generation

I just want to be sedated

Fuck being cool

Fuck the whole school

I wanna swim naked

So I'll be skinny dipping in the summer

With nothing but a gold chain on

Screaming money ain't a thing

(Everybody sing)

[Chorus: blackbear]

I'll be hanging from a streetlight

Singing out my favorite song

Singing out my favorite song

I can feel it in the air tonight

I'll be hanging from a streetlight

Singing out my favorite song

Singing out my favorite song

I can feel it in the air tonight

[Verse 2: MOD SUN]

I'm spiking everybody's Kool-Aid

Buy a couple castles and make every bum a roommate

Keep it groovy

On a two way

Living loosely

But for Juicy

In a two bay

And they loving it like who say

Yours truly

Samboozay

Stay tripping like a suitcase

Don't shoot me

Sh-shoot me

Unless it's with your camera

In that case, it's spectacular

I'm seasoned like a calendar

[?] gotta have stamina

They cleaner than a janitor

And I make em say, "Aye," like we in Canada

'Cause I wanna be a champion

I wanna pop pop pop pop

More than Hanson did want to be

I wanna be Morisette than Alanis

Then I wanna spend at least a million bucks on cannabis

Don't wanna never ever ever stop being faded

Always rolling on tongues like R's in the Spanish language

R-rrrreal shit

Bear sing the hook and make them feel the shit!

[Chorus: blackbear]

I'll be hanging from a streetlight

Singing out my favorite song

Singing out my favorite song

I can feel it in the air tonight

I'll be hanging from a streetlight

Singing out my favorite song

Singing out my favorite song

I can feel it in the air tonight

[Outro: blackbear]

I'll be skinny dipping in the summer

With nothing but a gold chain on

Screaming money ain't a thing

Everybody sing!

I'll be skinny dipping in the summer

With nothing but a gold chain on

Screaming money ain't a thing

Everybody sing!