Dysentary Gary (Demo)

[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge]

Got a lotta heartache, he's a fuckin' weasel

His issues make my mind ache, wanna make a deal

'Cause I love your little motions you do with your pigtails

What a nice creation, worth another night in jail

[Bridge: Mark Hoppus]

Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl will choose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream

All along, you wish that she would stay

Fuck the guy that took her and ran away, and

[Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]

He's a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with Mom and trying on his father's tights

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]

Life just sucks, I lost the one

I'm giving up, she found someone

There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

[Verse 2: Tom DeLonge]

So all you little ladies, be sure to choose the right guys

You'll come back to me maybe, I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heartache, he's a fucking weasel

Decisions make my mind ache, wanna make a deal

[Pre-Chorus: Tom DeLonge]

He's a player, diarrhea giver

Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with Mom and trying on his father's tights

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge]

Life just sucks, I lost the one

I'm giving up, she found someone

There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

[Outro: Tom DeLonge]

Fuck this place, I lost the war

I hate you all, Mark's mom's a whore

Fuck my dog, 'cause girls are such a drag