Quarantine

I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored, and hiding from this
Phantom antigen that wants to send us to the morgue
Quarantine, fuck this disease
I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
Quarantine, nah, not for me
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
Some people hit the bottle
Some people hit the books
Some people storm the Capitol
Some second-guess parenthood
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
We don't need ICU beds, or PPE
Quarantine, fuck this disease
I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
Quarantine, no, not for me
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
Quarantine, fuck this disease
I'm never shaking hands again and don't kiss me on the cheek
Fuck quarantine