Transvestite

[Intro: Tom DeLonge]

(Mama)

[Verse 1: Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus]

My mom, she's not a woman anymore

She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man

(Dresses like a man)

Oh, how she's not as feminine as she used to be before

Oh, how she's so damn masculine and

[Chorus: Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, both]

I close my eyes (I close my eyes)

My mom's not a woman anymore, she's wearing a disguise (disguise)

Everytime she leaves through that door, oh, oh

Mama

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]

My mom's not the same as she was in the past

If I misbehave she kicks my ass (kicks my ass)

My mom's not quite the woman that she was before

When my friends come over, she likes to wrestle them down to the floor and

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge, both]

I close my eyes, my mom's not a woman anymore, she's wearing a disguise

Everytime she leaves through that door

Mama, oh

Mama

[Bridge: Tom DeLonge, Mark Hoppus, both]

My mom's a, my mom's a, my mom's a transvestite

My mom's a, my mom's a transvestite

Oh, mom; why'd you have to be going in those guy's clothes?

[Outro: Tom DeLonge]

Hoo, hoo hehehoo

Hoo, hoo hehehoo

Hoo, hoo hehehoo

Hoo, hoo hehehoo

Hoo, hoo, hoo hoo, hehehoo

Hoo, hoo hehehoo

Hoo, hoo hehehoo

Hoo, hoo hehehoo

Balalala

Ayaya!

Hahaha

Oh, well that's not that good