Advert (Live in Hyde Park)

[Intro]

Jump!

[Verse 1]

It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home

I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the Underground

Oh, well, a nervous disposition doesn't agree with it

I need something to remind me that there's something else

[Chorus]

'Cause you need a holiday somewhere in the sun

With all the people who are waiting, there never seems to be one

Say something, say something else

Say something, say something else

[Verse 2]

Advertisements arе here for rapid persuasion

But if you starе too long, you lose your appetite

Oh, well, a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this

I need false relief from aches and stomach pains

[Chorus]

I need a holiday

Somewhere in the sun

With all the people who are waiting

There never seems to be one

Say something, something else

Say something, say something else

[Bridge]

One, two, three, four

Five, six, seven, eight

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

[Chorus]

You need a holiday

Somewhere in the sun

With all the people who are waiting

There never seems to be one

Say something, say something else

Say something, say something else

Say something, say something else

Say something, say something else

[Spoken]

Thank you, you know, really

What an extraordinary two weeks we've had in this country

And you know, there are so many many many reasons why it's been brilliant

But I think it's been a fresh— breath of fresh air, the Olympics

Are okay outside, but within the actual sort of

Church of the Olympics, if you like, there's no advertising

And so we've just been watching telly, which we like to do

And there's been no adverts and I think it's—

I think it's done us all a power of good, don't you?

You know, and you combine that with, with people like Mo Farah

And his inc— he's just incredible, inspiring human being

You know, no adverts, lots of craft, exactly

Let's everyone do that, yes

Well, that was the easiest thing tonight