Bob Dylan's 115th Dream

[Intro]

I was riding on the Mayflower when I thought I spied some land

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Wait a minute now

Okay, take two

[Verse 1]

I was riding on the Mayflower when I thought I spied some land

I yelled for Captain Arab, I have you understand

Who came running to the deck, said, "Boys, forget the whale

Look on over yonder, cut the engines, change the sail

Haul on the bowline," we sang that melody

Like all tough sailors do when they're far away at sea

[Verse 2]

"I think I'll call it America," I said as we hit land

I took a deep breath, I fell down, I could not stand

Captain Arab, he started writing up some deeds

He said, "Let's set up a fort and start buyin' a place with beads"

Just then, this cop comes down the street, crazy as a loon

He throws us all in jail for carrying harpoons

[Verse 3]

Ah, me, I busted out, don't even ask me how

I went to get some help, I walked by a Guernsey cow

Who directed me down to the Bowery slums

Where people carried signs around sayin', "Ban the bums"

I jumped right into line, sayin', "I hope that I'm not late"

When I realized I hadn't eaten for five days straight

[Verse 4]

I went into a restaurant looking for the cook

I told him I was the editor of a famous etiquette book

The waitress, he was handsome, he wore a powder blue cape

I ordered some Suzette, I said, "Could you please make that Crepe?"

Just then, the whole kitchen exploded from boilin' fat

Food was flyin' everywhere, I left without my hat

[Verse 5]

Now, I didn't mean to be nosy, but I went into a bank

To get some bail for Arab and all the boys back in the tank

They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants

They threw me in the alley, when up comes this girl from France

Who invited me to her house, I went, but she had a friend

Who knocked me out and robbed my boots and I was on the street again

[Verse 6]

Well, I rapped upon a house with the U.S. flag upon display

I said, "Could you help me out? I got some friends down the way"

The man says, "Get out of here, I'll tear you limb from limb"

I said, "You know they refused Jesus, too", he said, "You're not Him

Get out of here before I break your bones, I ain't your pop"

I decided to have him arrested and I went lookin' for a cop

[Verse 7]

I ran right outside, I hopped inside a cab

I went out the other door, this Englishman said, "Fab"

As he saw me leap a hot dog stand and a chariot that stood

Parked across from a building advertising brotherhood

I ran right through the front door like a hobo sailor does

But it was just a funeral parlor and the man asked me who I was

[Verse 8]

I repeated that my friends were all in jail with a sigh

He gave me his card, he said, "Call me if they die"

I shook his hand and said, "Goodbye," ran out to the street

When a bowling ball came down the road and knocked me off my feet

A pay phone was ringing and it just about blew my mind

When I picked it up and said, "Hello," this foot came through the line

[Verse 9]

Well, by this time, I was fed up at tryin' to make a stab

At bringing back any help for my friends and Captain Arab

I decided to flip a coin, like either heads or tails

Would let me know if I should go back to ship or back to jail

So I hocked my sailor suit and I got a coin to flip

It came up tails, it rhymed with sails, so I made it back to the ship

[Verse 10]

Well, I got back and took the parking ticket off the mast

I was ripping it to shreds when this coastguard boat went past

They asked me my name and I said, "Captain Kidd"

They believed me, but they wanted to know what exactly that I did

I said for the Pope of Eruke, I was employed

They let me go right away, they were very paranoid

[Verse 11]

Well, the last I heard of Arab, he was stuck on a whale

That was married to the deputy sheriff of the jail

But the funniest thing was when I was leavin' the bay

I saw three ships sailin', they were all heading my way

I asked the captain what his name was and how come he didn't drive a truck

He said his name was Columbus, I just said, "Good luck"