Playboy Tre Skit

[Intro]

Wussup boy?

What’s going on man?

Chillin

Hey, what ever happened to you and the ole girl you met at the club the other night man?

Man, you know we good

I know you beat the up boy

Heyo no, man

All that time you invest in her man, you ain’t beat that yet?

I don’t know, man I don’t know man

Man you trippin

Call her right now man, see wussup

Man, yea I shouldn’t be callin her right now, she probly at work

I’mma call her a little, leave her a voicemail right quick

[Call]

Hello, hey, I know you at work right now

You know but uh, I just wanna leave you a little message, you know

This Tre, by the way

You know, I just wanna let you know

You know, you know a nigga really care about you, you know what I’m sayin

Like I just really care about you

I kinda feel where we’re going and it’s like

You know, we be kickin’ it, we be chillin, you know

We’d be watchin’ movies and stuff together

And it’s like yo I know you remember that one time

It’s like we reached in the popcorn together

You know at the same time and our hands touched

It’s like, you know like, butter was on your fingers

It just felt so smooth

You know, it’s like, you know

I just thought you know I looked at you

Damn the time right, the time gotta be right but then you was like no

And I was like yea, you was like no, I was like damn

You know so I didn’t get it that night

And then you know you hit me and asked me to take yo mama and get her feet done and I was like

Cool I’ll take your mama to get her feet done

I mean they do look kind bad so I’m like cool, I wanna help

You know that right after she got out of the taxi

I took her to get her feet done, I mean she ain’t even shoot a nigga no gas

But you know it’s all good, cuz that’s for you

You know, I do this for you

Cuz uh you know we building

You understand what I’m sayin? We’re like architects, we building

Then we was at the barbecue, you know you had that plate of salad

You know I had to play the real shit

You know we walked pass each other

And your titties kinda burst up against me and like right here

And I was like damn, that tittie just burst up against me

And I was like yea, you was like no

I was like yea, you was like no

I was like maybe, you was like no and I was like fuck

So really baby, all I wanna say is…