Wish I Woulda Known

I spent a little too much time at the Krusty Krab
And not enough time at home
Yeah, I traded flipping burgers for time I can't get back
I wish I woulda known
I wish I woulda known that
Fishing for jelly and drinking with Gary
Would end up leaving me all alone
Weenie Hut Junior's would crumble my future
And leave me with no where to go
I wish I, I wish I, I wish I, I wish I woulda known
Met you in the fields with a net in my hand
And a kelp shake on my breath
Asked you out for a sundae, maybe a dance
But damn, I shoulda left you alone
I wish I woulda known that
Fishing for jelly and drinking with Gary
Would end up leaving me all alone
Weenie Hut Junior's would crumble my future
And leave me with no where to go
I wish I, I wish I, I wish I, I wish I woulda known
Take it away Squiddy!
Okay
Stop, stop!
Take it away Kelpy G!

Kicking with Sandy and doing Karate
Would leave me with nobody at home
Now you're out with a new man who looks like Pinhead
I swear to Neptune, I wish I woulda known
Fishing for jelly and drinking with Gary
Would end up leaving me all alone
Weenie Hut Junior's would crumble my future
And leave me with no where to go
I wish I, I wish I, I wish I, I wish I woulda known