Dear Magic Conch Shell

One studio session later
Dear magic conch shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?
She's such a bombshell
Blowing me up like a bomb factory pastry
I haven't seen her around this town in a while
Now Bikini Bottom's not the same without her
She got my boat mobile when I was out at the fields
And hit the road, leaving me at rock bottom
I'm trying to firmly grasp it
But the ending was oh so tragic
Not even Man-ray would put me through this kind of hell
Dear magic conch shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?
She's such a bombshell
Blowing me up like a bomb factory pastry
She's been playing karate with someone else
And I'm all to blame
Now I'm throwing my doubloons in a wishing well
Mm, what do I do dear magic conch shell
Try asking again
(What do I do dear magic conch shell)
I ain't been back in that town for a while
Since I packed my dome and went back to Texas
I swear the Lone Star state will keep my lone heart safe
From another sponge giving me a heartbreak
Hang on there, little square dude
I tried my best, but my best was never good enough for you
Now I'm alone in this tree
Just thinking of you and me saying
Dear magic conch shell, what can I do to erase all the heartache?
She's such a bombshell
Blowing me up like a bomb factory pie while I'm watching the sunrise
She's been playing karate with someone else
And I'm all to blame
Now I'm throwing my doubloons in a wishing well
Mm, what do I do dear magic conch shell
(Oh what do I do, oh what do I do dear magic conch shell)
Oh what do I do, what do I do
What do I do dear magic conch shell
Nothing