Friends

[Verse 1]

Let's be friends, what do you say?

We can picnic in the graveyard

While our matching puppies play

We can get a mani pedi

We can scrub it all the way

And then everything I do can be exactly like you

And we can both be miserable too

But at least I can be miserable with you

[Chorus]

Oh, name our babies after each other

And if we're drunk enough, you're my lover

Oh, we both hate solitude

So let's just both be misеrable too

But at least I can be misеrable with you

[Verse 2]

I'll be Thelma, you'll be Louise

We will always be together, we will be be for real

Except I secretly despise you cuz you're skinnier than me

And I promise not to shine if you promise not to whine

So we can both be miserable too

But at least I can be miserable too

[Chorus]

Oh, name our babies after each other

And if we're drunk enough, you're my lover

Oh, we both hate solitude

So let's just both be miserable too

But at least I can be miserable with you

[Bridge]

I don't wanna have to drink alone

I don't wanna have to make than entrance on my own

And I promise not to ever look any better than you

Oh, but maybe I want you too bad, too bad, too bad

[Verse 3]

I can't pretend, everything's okay

You could've been my maid of honor

But you stole my groom away

So I held you under water

'Cuz I thought that you should pay

It's too bad we can't friends

And we'll never make amends

Because we are both too miserable too

But at least i'm not as miserable as you

[Chorus]

Oh, name our babies after each other

And if we're drunk enough, you're my lover

Oh, we both hate solitude

So let's just both be miserable too

But at least i'm not as miserable as you