A Friendly Goodbye

Freeze frame!
I can lay it on real thick
'Cause I know how you don't like to get bogged down
With anything 'bout us
And our kick ass true love tale
Sorry I swore just then
Cause I know you hate it
And by the way that cake you baked me really sucked
But I ate it
'Cause I loved you
Even more that you could ever imagine
Here's a friendly goodbye, five-six-seven
Ain't that a "b" with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to H-E-double hockey sticks
And F yourself
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the "s" words you put me through
So F you
F you
I can hang it out to dry
Cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
And not just thrown around
Like a chainsaw in need of juggling
Sorry I flipped you off 'cause I know
That you hate it
And that homemade porn I said that I erased
Well I saved it
'Cause I loved you even more than you could ever imagine
Here's a friendly goodbye... five-six-seven!
Ain't that a “b” with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to H-E-double hockey sticks
And F yourself
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the “s” words you put me through
So F you
F you
F you
F you
I'll send you a postcard that says
I'm glad you're not here
I'll buy you a T-shirt
But I'll use it to wipe up the beer
That I spilled
While I was spilling my guts
To my friends about you
And I really don't have anything else nice to say
But F you
F you
Five-six-seven
Ain't that a “b” with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to H-E-double hockey sticks
And F yourself
'Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the “s” words you put me through
So F you
F you
F you
F you
F you