I Wanna Be Brad Pitt - Live and Stoked

[Interlude: Jaret Reddick and Rob Felicetti]

I do the uh- it's like, when I talk with this thing on, it sounds like one of those Voicebox things

You look like Peter Franklin

One person laughed, every other person is like "who the fuck is that?"

He's probably English

Hahahaha I don't think so!

Alright, is he? Okay

[Kazoo Solo]

[Verse 1]

It started with an after school special

Then a race with Ricky Schroeder, and then

Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same without him

Always eating in The Oceans movies

Criticized for his accent in Snatch, and then

He won an Oscar for bеating up Bruce Lee (Hoo-wah)

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh I wanna be...

[Chorus]

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna bе Brad Pitt

I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt

[Verse 2]

He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma

So was my mom, I wonder if she knew his mom

Or his dad, maybe we're half-brothers

Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow

In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston, and then

Blah blah blah blah Angelina Jolie

[Pre-Chorus]

I still wanna be...

[Chorus]

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt

[Bridge]

Welcome to Fight Club

What's in the box (What’s in the box?)

Reebs is beer spelled backwards

Don't talk about Fight Club!

[Pre-Chorus]

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit if I could be Brad

[Chorus]

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

[Kazoo Solo]

[Interlude: Rob Felicetti]

That's gonna make the album!