Smoothie King (BFS version)

She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Was that a double negative? Oh, never mind, let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the Smoothie King, she says Seattle's best
She may be right, I think I remember coffee on her breath
She smokes cigarettes, I chew bubble gum
I know I shouldn't take it
But I think I kinda like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic
But I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up (Add it up)
And break it down (Break it down)
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you
Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And Mommy says she's great, but then again, she's not around
To see her throw a fit, borderline conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she's all I can think about, so I must not be gay
I'm a lunatic, she's my psychopath
I know I shouldn't take it
But I think I kinda like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic
But I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up (Add it up)
And break it down (Break it down)
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you
If we are the lucky ones
We'll get matching t-shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people
And laugh when someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard
Maybe we'll start to see
That you and me
We're not so crazy
Michael Bolton
Celine Dion
Air Supply
And now, me!
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
(Love songs make me sick 'cause they're not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
(Hollywood and California)
So add it up (Add it up)
And break it down (Break it down)
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you
I'm crazy 'cause I'm crazy about you
Yeah