Girl Germs

[Chorus]

Girl germs, no returns

Can't hide out they're everywhere

Girl germs, no returns

Have to come out and play the game

[Verse 1]

Girls are the rots, you insist

By pulling my ponytail you persist

To put down my goofy game

When yours is goofy just the same

A paper doll of superior boyness

Clinging to your clubs to mask your own shyness

Singing only boys with the goods

For a clubhouse in the woods

[Chorus]

Girl germs, no returns

Can't hide out they're everywhere

Girl germs, no returns

Have to come out and play the game

[Verse 2]

You spin round on your carousel

Going nowhere and looking swell

Sometimes I catch you looking my way

You always get scared and run away

'Cause co-ed playground means confrontation

With boyish fears of girl intimidation

You're too cozy in your all boy clubhouse

To even consider having Kool Aid at my house

[Chorus]

Girl germs, no returns

Can't hide out they're everywhere

Girl germs, no returns

Have to come out and play the game

[Verse 3]

Why don't you love slurpees in the sun?

Why can't we go to skippies house for fun?

I see you said bored with heart decay

How you missed out you'll realize one day

How you missed out you'll realize one day