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Brooke Candy

Crisis

Release date: 25th July 2024

From CANDYLAND
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About This Track

"Crisis" is a track by Brooke Candy, from the album CANDYLAND, released 25th July 2024. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Brooke Candy

Brooke Candy

Lyrics

Crisis

[Intro: Brooke Candy]

We're gonna cause a—

[Verse 1: Brooke Candy]

All my girls fag mob

Pierced nips in the tank top

Sip, sip 'til we drip drop

(Ca-Ca-Candy dropped another bop)

One on the molly

And two off the blow

Threesome in a Rari, it's a f-f-freakshow

[Pre-Chorus: Brooke Candy]

DJ play that Candy song

The one that makes the panties drop

[Chorus: Brooke Candy & lozeak]

Let's fuck it up tonight, yeah this club our night shift

I might just lose my mind 'cause my candy priceless

Don't wanna be polite, 'cause I live life like this

We're gonna cause a fight, a crime, that's right

[Post-Chorus: Brooke Candy & lozeak]

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a crisis

We'rе gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna causе a crisis

We're gonna cause a—

[Verse 2: Brooke Candy]

Itty bitty titty, yeah, you wanna see it bounce

Double D's saditty, and I want you on my couch

Blacked out in the city and I'm foamin' at the mouth

Paparazzi catch me flashing pussy to the crowd

[Pre-Chorus: Brooke Candy]

DJ play that Candy song

The one that makes the panties drop

[Chorus: Brooke Candy & lozeak]

Let's fuck it up tonight, yeah this club our night shift

I might just lose my mind 'cause my candy priceless

Don't wanna be polite, 'cause I live life like this

We're gonna cause a fight, a crime, that's right

[Post-Chorus: Brooke Candy & lozeak]

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a—

[Bridge: lozeak]

On the lap of somebody's father

My platforms are bigger than what he has

All my girls are dressed up in drama

Only pay face card, so don't ask for cash

Let me shot that, do it bare back

Make an ass clap, get a new tat, maybe my name

Feel the bass up making ya harder

So go harder

Harder, harder, harder, harder

Harder

[Chorus: Brooke Candy & lozeak]

Let's fuck it up tonight, yeah this club our night shift

I might just lose my mind 'cause my candy priceless

Don't wanna be polite, 'cause I live life like this

We're gonna cause a fight, a crime, that's right

[Post-Chorus: Brooke Candy & lozeak]

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a crisis

We're gonna cause a—

[Outro: Brooke Candy]

Candy dropped another bop

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From CANDYLAND

2024
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Album
CANDYLAND
CANDYLAND
Brooke Candy
Release year
2024
  1. —Safe Word
    2:05
  2. —Go Go Go
  3. —ATM
  4. —Dirty Little Freak
  5. —Crucify My Love
  6. —Juicy
  7. —Respectfully
  8. —Das Still Me
  9. —Lollipop
  10. —Crisis
  11. —Dirty Money
  12. —Fish
  13. —Frink
  14. —Block
    2:11

More from Brooke Candy

Albums & EPs

Sexorcism
Sexorcism
2019
Opulence EP
2014
Das Me
Das Me
2012
Flip Phone
Flip Phone
CANDYLAND
CANDYLAND

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  1. Act Like U Know
  2. Alien Sex
  3. Angel Tattoo
  4. ATMCANDYLAND
  5. Big Clit Energy (Crucify My Love demo)
  6. Blackout
  7. Candyland
  8. Crucify My LoveCANDYLAND
  9. CUNT-MIX
  10. Das Still MeCANDYLAND

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer
Brooke Candy, Jared Gelman, Liam Benayon, lozeak, Slush Puppy
Producer
Liam Benayon, Slush Puppy
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News

Brooke Candy has shared a new video for ‘XXXTC (feat. Charli XCX & Maliibu Miitch)’

Her new album ‘SEXORCISM’ is due later this year.

23 Jul 2019 • 3:50 pm
Brooke Candy has teamed up with Maliibu Miitch and Charli XCX for her new single, ‘XXXTC’
News

Brooke Candy has teamed up with Maliibu Miitch and Charli XCX for her new single, ‘XXXTC’

Her new album 'SEXORCISM' is due later this year.

3 Jul 2019 • 10:04 am