Ellen Disingenuous

[Verse 1: Busdriver]

I've got a series of beefs and cues from the bemused funkery

Riding emus in a halter tee

She's chasing her Ps and Qs for the shimmying dollar tree

My defused metabolic key

It's not a studded muffins

Or be-speckled and blaxploited

I begrudged an onion

Holding teakettles like asteroid bits

There's no way I'd date her

Acting like an eighth-grader

I should have my face lasered

I was putting a wad of genetic material

Into every other jelly bag

When you exit wasted

Pirouetting on the helipad

The sound of bank mergers for the underpaid workers

And the frankfurters in deadly hands

So her tentacles look just like a purple mollusk

My dissension is imminent and parabolic

Many of the sexes are fixed in prelims

Dimples with candy tips and a landing strip

And like an X-Mas tree trimmed

And I'm serving a person burger speaking against a third term

With my parasol ripped

Look at those meaty thighs would be be CGI'd

Who else goes to career day with a "B" word seismographed

With a marshmallow suit made of fiberglass

And a name tag saying "No one did ask"

A token black typecast in my exasperated death

I should probably set up a resized JPEG

Of my Wienerschnitzel hut, instead

I sell her an ad for a defried page head

Now I'm too fickle, my heart's peanut brittle

And if it don't amount to the findings in the Concord

I should be spiking the punch bowl

To make these hussies more cooperative

Her name is (name is, name is, name is, name is, name name name name name...)

[Chorus]

Ellen Disingenuous

She's of the best elk

Her sexy breast milk's

So good

It's so strenuous

To make Neo-feminism palatable

Ellen Disingenuous

She's screen-tested

So you know

You see her pink flesh delving the void

It's so strenuous

To make her grand disexuality work

[Verse 2: Busdriver]

For every uncle with a Terabithia jaunt

When I wear my trivial ankh

To chaperon your lovely Milk Duds

My credit build-ups

Our committee is swamped

And the druggie's pill cup

But I lunge at her with a sponge loofah

And a cannon-powered that she bazooka

You're an incubator built for a young pupa

But I mishandled the money shot

It's tantric and pampered

A big [?] at your scrunchy spa

You're a man-eater

When you get to nibble on your bloody spot

Turn on my lights into a Telenovela

I'm a helluva fella

With a profile pic like cocaine uranium

What's your name again

What's your name again

What's your name...

I've had my fill

Of the comment fowl with the bone density of under pressure

Full-bodied chicken strips

I am like "tsk tsk."

I could paint a strip

Of your home pregnancy test royal blue

Tesla coil fuse blew

Your tummy turns

In a seafood stew

It behooves you

Plus I saw Calvin Klein and David Newsmaker

My figurative outline issued their induced labor

P-funk She-Hulk

Fitted a shoegazer for a box of bits

And hungry pit bulls as foster kids

Oh why did this hussie trip

Encourage her to [?]

On the bicycle

For a incidental pregnancy acquittal

But don't expect ballin'

I'm crestfallen... What's your name again?

Oh yeah it's

[Chorus]

Ellen Disingenuous

She's of the best elk

Her sexy breast milk's

So good

It's so strenuous

To make Neo-feminism palatable

Ellen Disingenuous

She's screen-tested

So you know

You see her pink flesh delving the void

It's so strenuous

To make her grand disexuality work