How Your Sprinkler System Works

[Verse 1: Busdriver]

You collapse the internet in five seconds flat

With megapixels of your image and in our digestive tract

Wanted for 9 consecutive acts

Of cyber crime, man bide your time

You be considered by every white executive a catch

We used to watch Spongebob and eat Dove bars

Now you get tug jobs from drug czars

We'd put smug broads in punk bars

Now you're with young stars and the Nickelodeon red carpet

They would never pick a Blowdian, I am dead starfish

There's a rocket launcher in your camera bag

Your lower lunar scrolls digitized banner ads

Your manager is a Catholic dad

Telling me like listening to my music's like tripping on acid tabs

Well fuck  him, fuck you, fuck this logic session

Interns who transfer your Quicktime files via armored car

Think your drums sound like midgets trapped in an armoire

Lol, hardy har, #farquhar

[Hook: Del the Funky Homosapien]

1.1 million people got access

I got access, Bus got access

22% of the Earth surf regularly

Bus surf regularly, I surf regularly

1.1 million people got access

I got access, Bus got access

(You look like, you look like a pixelated motherfuckin' Natalie Portman, real talk, Yeah)

[Verse 2: Busdriver]

I smell a burning money and lady tears

On press junkets and death hunches

Anger my aging peers

Yeah, this crowd ain't used to rhyming

I'm tryna eat while y'all still food fighting

I'm a polarized goober into fusion dining

While y'all riding motorized scooters with aluminum siding

[?] blue lighting as you roll into K-Mart

Social network wizards monetize my brain fart

The dream seekers have deboned the golden calfs

Fuck her in the beat drum of yogo class

Hanging 90's rappers off the overpass

'Fore I'm smoking grass while romanticizing balderdash

[?] onyx from a saddled dromedary

Tell children you'll deify their bag and pull some strawberries

Told them "we get money"

By the fistful, with a wifi signal on the back of a drum key

My entourage was like some version of Kid Cudi

To ensure that I look like that I'm still in my mid 20's

Fuck your input, put it in your Jansport

My passport a coloring book

Suck the [pig huff] off my

[?] GP, what the fuck is a CD?

Send an 18 year old to your online store

I made a jet stream, internet meme

Should have the manager's wet dream

But then again, ain't got no all-time high score

[Hook]