PUBLIC GROPE (ITS SO SQUISHY)

[Verse 1: Busdriver]

We played Dallas

All the freaks hit the dance floor about nowish

I'm on couches

Getting compliments from strangers holding a bowl of fruit salad

But I'm standoffish

With a million dollar grin like I ran for office

And you got tan blotches

On your shaft looking like monster mash

Yeah you got Gandalf's dick

My game gets night vigils

On a kill streak I make two freaks suck like I sell icicles

When I tell you bite the nipple

With my speaking voice the seat gets moist and the cellulite wiggles

It looks like whales bathing

I get the clit excited and I get cited for tailgating

Make that booty drop

Girls in Montana I got them on camera like a movie prop

Girl that booty crazy

[Hook]

Shake it

Ooh ooh Its so squishy

Ooh ooh Its so squishy

Ooh ooh Its so squishy

Ooh ooh Its so squishy

Can I touch it, should I touch it

Ooh ooh Its so squishy

Ooh ooh Its so squishy

You want me to touch it

You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed

You think I...

You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed

You think I...

You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed

You think I won't?

Watch out for the big girl (alright then!)

When her bottom lip curls (alright then!)

Suffering from a licked pearl (alright then!)

She's a squirter I'm pulled further underneath the rip curl

I'm in a different city I don't really know nobody

But I met this chick and now I'm feeling on her lower body

Exaggerated booty make a nigga fill a tip jar

Looking like it was produced by Pixar

African booty with a medicine man and a rain forest

Looking like the back of race horses

If your diet's primarily carbohydrates you can be my date

I'll give you several main courses

[Busdriver puts on a voice and talks]

For sure

The fuck is this man?

Come on, we didn't come here for all this booty talk

The fuck man, want to hear you kick some conscious shit

It's an election year

Obama kills a hundred people via cellular phone

Simply by summoning all the predator drones

To vaporize an inactive base camp

World stage faceplant

The liberal commentator comes with a vague rant

That couldn't give a policy maker a leg cramp

But is called a gay tramp by the Texan lethal injection state champ

I make them thighs melt

When I keep pushing on the seat cushion I field those cries for help

This is what you can't do yourself

And she's so loyal all post-coital making me a tuna melt

Because I'm on one

[Repeat of Hook]