The Troglodyte Wins

[Intro]

(Get up, get down

Get up, get down

Get up, get down

Get up, get down

Get up, get down

Get up, get down)

[Verse 1]

I should just

(Get up) and treat these itchy bedsores

(Get up) to making my indie-cred soar (get up)

My witty thread bores your kiddy pool party (get up)

This self-absorbed crowd is glum and foolhardy

(get up) to a face that’s like a homepage

(get up) in a day as long as a stone age

I’m a quadruped pulling your dogsled

Yet in my mind, we are all dead (get up)

All dead (get up)

We are all dead (get down)

[Chorus]

Hey, I’m always telling them to (get up)

But they stand-by like bystanders until I (get down)

They’re camera-shy giant pandas and when they (get up)

They can’t comply to my standards, especially when I (get down)

They’re camera-shy giant pandas and when they (get up)

But they stand-by like bystanders until I (get down)

They’re camera-shy giant pandas and when they (get up)

They can’t comply to my standards, especially when I (get down)

They’re camera-shy giant pandas and when they

[Verse 2]

Your retro hair band’s gonna blow up

Cuz gay is the new black (get up)

And when you stray LA won’t take you back (get up)

I’m supposed to spearhead this Christian rap record (get up)

And not the musings of a winded fact-checker (get up)

So I feel about an inch tall (get up)

And I got pre-teens to enthrall (get up)

So I pimp all the cost shares, install the software (get up)

But still I feel like my back is against the wall (get down)

[Chorus]

Hey, I’m always telling them to (get up)

But they stand-by like bystanders until I (get down)

They’re camera-shy giant pandas and when they (get up)

They can’t comply to my standards especially when I (get down)

They’re camera-shy giant pandas and when they (get up)

But they stand-by like bystanders until I (get down)

They’re camera-shy giant pandas and when they (get up)

They can’t comply to my standards especially when I (get down)

They’re camera-shy giant pandas and when they

[Verse 3]

'Cause you can ward off U.S. wars

By fingering warped fretboards

See we exploit our talents so we can raise kids

Like my homie Trey, he’s the poor women’s Taye Diggs

But when it comes to love I stain the bedding

Catching bouquets at the wedding

But this don’t go hand and hand with your Volkswagon van

Because you voted in a defrosted Cro-Magnon man

[Outro]

(Get up) The Troglodyte wins

(Get down) Because you voted in a defrosted Cro-Magnon man

(Get up) The Troglodyte wins

(Get down) Because you voted in a defrosted Cro-Magnon man

(Get up) The Troglodyte wins

(Get down) Because you voted in a defrosted Cro-Magnon man

(Get up) The Troglodyte wins

(Get down)

I'm always telling them to

We don’t believe in you