Yawning Zeitgeist Intro

Hello, I'm conducting a survey

And I have some questions to ask you

First off, do you have a fear of a black tangent?

Were you born in the year of the rat

Do you cheer and clap when weird rap bands commence?

I can tell by your answer you probably won't frolic with me in the foothills

And that you want your tofu patty cooked "not grilled"

But it doesn't matter

You've been enticed

And drawn in with my hook and reel

(Buy my written works)

Oprah nods my novel

(Buy my written works)

As you can see, it sells very prominently in Boulder, Colorado

L-O-L, laugh out loud

You've never known hell so well

'Til you identified with a black crowd

It's a "Fear of a Black Tangent," idiot

A public enemy spoof

Now some of your friends will reboot the computer

Then do a Google search

And be discouraged when they find out

That the truth will hurt

When they see that I am not their zeitgeist

Nor am I Christ-like

Nor do I dislike whites

I just want a better chance

Cause most likely I'll sell more records in France