Fake

I can't believe
What my girlfriend did today
She screamed
So loudly
Then she turned away
Why did she cut me down to size
She left me wondering
Can I do it right

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What am I gonna do now because I can't get it up
That's kinda right
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure
Cos I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

I woke up in a sweat
In a disgrace
She looked so beautiful
Upon her face
Feeling stupid all on my own
I put it down to experience
Cos now I've grown

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What am I gonna do now because I can't get it up
That's kinda right
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure
Cos I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

Don't wanna be a fake
Lets start again
Cos this pain might be a red herring
Standing at the finish
And theres no way
We're ever gonna be okay
Don't wanna be a fake
Now how can I go
Cos I find it really cosmo
Cos when I'm finished
You gotta wanna be with me
You gotta wanna be with me
You gotta wanna be with me

Got a girl on my sofa yeah
Getting undressed
I gotta know can I deliver
Cos I'm feeling stressed
What am I gonna do
If I cant help I got the goods
Is that enough
Theres almost nothing left to say
So is the girl likely to run
The final countdown has begun
Not gonna see or hear you laughing in my face

- Chorus -
What can I do now because I can't get it right
That's kinda right
She better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now
Do I need to measure
Cos I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that the fear will go away

Don't wanna be a fake