New Age Millennial Magic

Like a poor, old cow has to graze all day
Just to stay alive, but ends up slaughtered anyway
Man, it's tragic
But the other hand thinks, as you rest your head
You could have new leather shoes delivered right to your bed

Man, that's magic, magic
Don't you think?
Magic, magic
Oh, oh, oh

Hills and hills of rubble baking under the sun
But I can take it easy with this sterile Cinnabon
I feel plastic, plastic

The air is so thick out here
I can't even breathe
But I can drive further than your eyes can see
I yell, "Road trip, road trip!"

I bought a ticket to the show
And now I can't get a loan

Thanks to that New Age Millennial magic
That keeps us New Age Millennials free
Yes, that New Age Millennial magic
Oh, oh
That's the kind of magic for me

Half the world is drying, it's already begun
But I can shout for hours, it's just so much fun
And I'm splashing, splashing

And soon the price to buy a home
Will be the same to buy a phone

Thanks to that New Age Millennial magic
That keeps us New Age Millennial free
Yes, that New Age Millennial magic
Oh, oh
That's the kind of magic for me

Take it away, everybody, let's rock!

I need that New Age Millennial magic
That keeps us New Age Millennials free
Yes, that New Age Millennial magic
Oh, oh
That's the kind of magic for me

New Age Millennial magic
That keeps us New Age Millennials free
Yeah, that New Age Millennial magic
Oh, oh
That's the kind of magic for me