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Puddle Splashers

From AnalphabetapolothologyTrack 32:03

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"Puddle Splashers" is a track by Cap'n Jazz, from the album Analphabetapolothology. The track is 2:03 long. Full lyrics are available below.

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Cap'n Jazz

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Lyrics

Puddle Splashers

We're busy touching 'til we're dizzy stupid
We're busy touching 'til we're dizzy stupid
Busy touching, we're dizzy stupid
Busy touching, we're dizzy stupid
Busy touching, we're dizzy stupid
Busy touching
I am a puppy, a balloon, and a happy accident
Missed, she teaches me myths mistold
Hold me here dearest and turn me
Gold
And I watched you holding up the sun
I remember her saying
"This whole world is a waste of my time"
All I could say is
"I wish I had something to say" (I wish I had something to say)
"I wish I had something to say" (I wish I had something to say)
If we stand still long enough
The sun will move around us
You can't look at the sky without looking right through it

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Track details

From Analphabetapolothology

2:03

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Album

Analphabetapolothology

8th January 1998

Track number

3

1Little League
3:57
2Oh Messy Life
2:03
3Puddle Splashers
2:03
4Flashpoint: Catheter
3:25

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