Ancient

Do you remember the first time I forgot where we first met?

I don't remember so I'll have to go by what you say

We were on a bus and you called me a wimp and walked away

I quickly forgot that you existed and we met that day

Now we are ancient and our beards reach to the floor

'Cept you don't have a beard because you are a woman

And I don't have a beard cause I'm too young to grow one

But your hair's long and so is mine so we shall have fun