Muzzle

Waiting by the bar for an hour and a half

When I heard this geezer shouting, “You just can’t get the staff!”

'Cause he smokes when he drinks, and he drinks when he smokes

Now he’s getting all wound up like he was provoked

Saying “Calm down, mate, it was just a joke!

I’ve got a foreign mate, he’s a lovely bloke

All you kids these days are way too woke

You can’t say anything nowadays”

I’ve got mates in all the wrong places

Can’t put names to all of their faces

Propping up bars and wasting their wages

Aged 10 yеars, but nothing else changes

Burst bubblе, now I’m seeing double

He was looking for trouble, yeah, cracking his knuckles

That boy needs a muzzle after he’s had a drink

'Cause a minute is a second when you stop and you think

Yeah, we’ve all had enough

Yeah, I know that you’re pissed

'Cause he acts proper tough, it don’t mean that he is

And the next thing I know, yeah, he swung and he missed

Shit

I’ve got mates in all the wrong places

Can’t put names to all of their faces

Propping up bars and wasting their wages

Aged 10 years, but nothing else changes

I’ve got mates in all the wrong places

Can’t put names to all of their faces

Propping up bars and wasting their wages

Aged 10 years, but nothing else changes