Gig Tax

What time are you on?

Can you do a cover song?

Don't know if I can pay ya

We didn't break even with the tickets

So I guess I'll see ya later

Who, me?

Yes, I'm the promoter

Minimal turnout means exposure

Trust me, done it for years mate

I'll never fuck you over

Dead sober

We're on time

No soundcheck, don't ask why

Could you cut your set short

Make room for the club night?

Don't mean to be uptight

I'm all bark, no bite

Need you out by nine tonight

Turned you down if that's alright?

Great set

Didn't see it

Heard you wеre good

I don't believе it

You drove all that way

Seven-hour trip, nowhere to stay

How much you charge?

How much they pay?

To see you fuck up on the stage?

Said you got some tips

Tricks and pointers, you insist

Top ten ways to make it big

Coming from someone who never did

You got 8k followers

Pretty big deal, you see?

Said you've done bigger and

Playing to an empty room

Well that just ain't me

Oh, by the way lads, I gotta shoot

So I'm gonna miss the set, so uh

Break a leg

Great set

Didn't see it

Heard you were good

I don't believe it

Yeah, nah, those boys are kinda shit

Like I don't really rate them

They think they're unique

All they do is rip off other bands

Like they're not even discreet

If you ask me, I think they sound a lot like The [bleep]

Dave knows a bloke

Used to run The Royal Oak

Said he could get us on there next week

Said he'll call it a favour

And he'll pay us later

For now we should do it for free

And if it ain't too much trouble

We got merch to hustle

We haven't got money to eat

He said you'll have to charge double

It's cheaper on Redbubble

Shipping on their site is free