Sarah Connor

[Verse 1]

Cunts done the window in my car

Walked around the carpark screwfacin' hard

Jumped in it fast, cut my arse on the glass

Started throwin' shards at the people walkin' past (Rah)

Just so they know that I'm a few sandwiches short

Just in case one of you lot starts actin' caught (Cunt)

Fuck actin' cool, swords like Agincourt

In court more than Björn Borg and Lindsay Davenport

Oil pissin' out the sump

Only gettin' like ten miles per gallon out this lump

Waitin' for that chance to hit sport mode and jump

Sittin' with my finger on the button like I'm Trump (Yeah)

Whip stink of skunk, but I ain't drivin' drunk (Nah)

True, I got this nuclear warhead in the trunk

But, full disclosure, I might have had a little bump

Just to keep focused while drivin' in this dump (Hahaha)

Had to slow down for the hump

Dodgin' potholеs on these shit London roads

[Verse 2]

Yeah, snuffin' thеse man is a cinch (Yeah)

Life story directed by David Lynch (Lynch)

Mashed down this chick so hard I got a stitch

Thought I was scratching that itch but she didn't even flinch (Haha)

Seekin' the truth could lead to a sticky sitch

See you found out too much and then get found in a ditch (Yeah)

They wanna keep us on the hook like the fish

Soon the poor ain't gonna have shit to eat 'xcept the rich

Yeah they love you when you're dead (Dead)

Let you have that loan, yeah they love when you're in debt

Still sittin' here with this bird on her bed

And I've still got the claret all down my leg

Discussin' conspiracies that I've read (Ah)

Leavin' me full of existential dread

Hopped in my sled and then off I sped (Yeah)

V10 penis extension in red

I swear I've already said

[Outro]

Yeah, yeah