Industry Groupie

[Intro]

Yeah, on behalf of Chamillitary Entertainment

I'd like to extend my deepest apologies

To anyone who feels they are offended by the following content

Now that we done with all of the nonsense

If you know you're not a groupie, make some noise

[Hook]

G-R-O-U-P-I-E

Told me that she ain't a freak, told me that she ain't a freak

G-R-O-U-P-I-E

Told me that she ain't a freak, told me that she ain't a freak

You was kinda high maintenance to me

Want my paper but you'll let my partner sleep with you for free

Baby, I thought that you were in love with me

But obviously, you're just a groupie (groupie love)

[Verse 1]

See I got a clue when Young Dro

Said his girlfriend got a girlfriend

That girlfriend of his girlfriend

Had Chamillionaire as her man

Then T-Pain said he was sprung

Said he had fell in love with a stripper

I shoulda known that you was the stripper

That was on the pole tugging on his zipper

Kanye said that you was a gold digger

You always wanted to be major paid

I turned on my TV and then

I seen you kissing on Flavor Flav

We was both fans of UGK

We was both dreaming bout riding blades

While I was dreaming, you was getting laid

On everybody's bed and I was getting played

Yung Joc knew that we was through

Said he knew he didn't stand a chance

You stood still while my song played

And his came on and you did his dance

You kept begging me for romance

I kept telling you that's enough

You turned on my boy Juvenile

And then proceeded to back that up

Pitbull said "culo" and I ain't even that good at Spanish

But I knew he was talking to you

I was down with you so I couldn't stand it

Don't try to lie, don't try to cry

Ain't nothing more for us to talk about

Like Unk said take two steps

Towards the door and just walk it out

[Hook]

G-R-O-U-P-I-E

Told me that she ain't a freak, told me that she ain't a freak

G-R-O-U-P-I-E

Told me that she ain't a freak, told me that she ain't a freak

You was kinda high maintenance to me

Want my paper but you'll let my partner sleep with you for free

Baby, I thought that you were in love with me

But obviously, you're just a groupie (groupie love)

[Verse 2]

Gave Bun B a lil groupie love

You gave Pimp C a lil groupie love

And then you bumped into the whole Screwed Up Click

And gave every member in the group a hug

Even messed with my boy Slim Thug

He pulled up, you had a heart attack

You tried to mess with Game and 50

But neither one of them called you back

Ask J.R., my car was pushed

To the limit on Cool & Dre

Plus Rick Ross was hustlin'

That money outcha like everyday

You knew that "I love you"

Was those three words that I'd never say

Now your business all over the radio

And it's the penalty that you have to pay

You made the choice to go and be a freak

Even Akon been smacking that

Her plan was to get ran through

By a linebacker or a quarterback

R Kelly didn't have to tell me about

Your bump-n-grind and your foreplay

I found out and I asked you

If this was true, you said "no way"

Birdman said "Believe dat"

T.I.P. was like "shawty"

Then Young Jeezy said "That's right!"

And Lil' Jon said "okay!"

Heard you was messing with Ray J

You did a flick is what they say

I ain't even wanna look at the tape

Until P Diddy said Press Play

[Hook]

G-R-O-U-P-I-E

Told me that she ain't a freak, told me that she ain't a freak

G-R-O-U-P-I-E

Told me that she ain't a freak, told me that she ain't a freak

You was kinda high maintenance to me

Want my paper but you'll let my partner sleep with you for free

Baby, I thought that you were in love with me

But obviously, you're just a groupie (groupie love)

[Outro]

To be continued...