Skit

Everything Spanky says is put between brackets

Everything Chamillionaire says isn't

(Hello?)

Hello? Wassup, who dis?

(Who dis?)

Wad' do ya mean who dis?

That you Spanky?

(No, there no Spanky here

This is, uh, Fo Foo Yung uh...)

Man stop playing with me

I know your voice man

I know that's you Spanky

It's Chamillionaire boy

(AH Wassup!

I see you rollin'!

Wassup dog, wassup!

You cool my dude?

Listen, listen man

I didn't mean to call you this time but I was gonna call you

On my momma

I gonna call you I thought about it-

I was just sayin to ma momma and my granmma that I was gonna call you today

That's funny that you call me)

You be lyin' man

I called you for the past couple of weeks man

And you ain't picked up the phone not one time

You ain't called me back. You dodging me homie

What's up with that money you owe me?

(Aww man

Listen hey listen bro

Ya know I'mma keep it all the way real, a 100% wit ya my dude

Uh, I dropped my phone and then I lost a piece of it you dig?

And then I found it

It was in

...Ya know what I... I found my phone today

And I told her I was gonna call you

And plus was at my baby mama's house

And she be breakin' me dog

Ya know)

Yeah what you need to do is you need to break me off that money you owe me man

I'm tired of playing games with you man

You call me beggin' me, crying all on the phone

Talkin' 'bout you wanna borrow some money

And this the thanks I get?

(Mayne...

Imma pay you yo' money man

Stop sweatin' me man

I'm sweatin' man

Get me a towel man next time you sweatin' me so hard

Bring a towel and some Gatorade

I need some electrolytes or something man

Get off me man

Imma pay you your money

You a millionaire anyway

You don't even need it!

What is you sweatin' me for?

I got fifteen dollars man

You got... got a billion dollars)

It's the principal man!

(And you sweat me for fifteen

Come and get my fifteen dollars

So you gonna have a billion and fifteen dollars)

It's the principle Spanky!

You act like you doing me a favor

For paying me back MY money mayne

(Girl shut yo mouth)

Mayne who is that

(I ain't gonna let nobody stop me imma mayne imma mayne

Alright then. Alright then

I'mma pay this sucka back whenever I feel like it)

Sucka? who you calling sucka?

(Shut yo mouth

[woman shouting in background]

I said...)

Man I'm tired of you playing these games dog

(I said I'm gonna pay you back whenever I feel like it

My man

You hear me?)

Man I'm overseas right now man

Soon as I get off this plane

(Don't be buggin' me man

You bug me one more time

Keep buggin' me and I ain't gonna pay you nothing

Zero, zip, nata

I don't know no more languages

But if you know any more languages

Say zero and that's what you get

Stop callin' me mayne

Imma text yo momma)

What?

(I go to church wit her or somethin')