Pirates

[Chorus]

I wish I was a pirate

I'd sail the Seven Seas

And when I'd go out sailing

Will you come along with me?

Oh, it'll be grand, grand

We'd sit on the beach

Holding hands in the sand, sand

[Verse]

I wish I was a pirate

With a hat and an eyepatch

And when we'd go out sailing

Yeah, you know we'll never be captured

By the bad boys

We'd sit on the deck, drinking rum

With the bad boys

[Bridge]

Well, Melloncolly was my name

And Captain was yours

We'd sail the Seven Seas

And then, we'd pull up at the shores

We'd eat Ben & Jerry's ice cream

Play songs on the guitar

We'd take artistic photographs

But we'd never get that far, no

[Chorus]

I wish I was a pirate

I'd sail the Seven Seas

And when I'd go out sailing

Will you come along with me?

Oh, it'll be grand, grand

We'd sit on the beach

Holding hands in the sand, sand