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Childbirth
Women’s Rights
You're Not My Real Dad

TRACK

You're Not My Real Dad

Release date: 2nd October 2015

From Women’s Rights

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About This Track

"You're Not My Real Dad" is a track by Childbirth, from the album Women’s Rights, released 2nd October 2015. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Childbirth

Childbirth

Lyrics

You're Not My Real Dad

You're not my real dad

You're not my real dad

You're not my real dad

So don't tell me what to do

Why are you always hanging out with my mom

I don't want to play catch with you

Stop teaching me how to drive

I already know how to drive!

You're not my real dad

You're not my real dad

You're not my real dad

So don't tell me what to do

No, I don't want to get you a beer

Stop trying to help me with my homework

I can do it by myself

But I don't need a ride to the mall

My friend is going to pick me up later

You're not my real dad

You're not my real dad

Wait, are you my real dad?

I have so many questions for you!

Oh my god, I like kittens too

Are you on LinkedIn?

Does heart disease run in our family?

Do you want to exchange email addresses later?

You're not my real dad

You're not my real dad

You're not my real dad

Or are you?

Or are you?

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From Women’s Rights

2015

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Album

Women’s Rights

Release year

2015

—Baby Bump
—You're Not My Real Dad
—Breast Coast (Hangin' Out)
—Cool Mom
—Let's Be Bad
—Since When Are You Gay?
—More Fertile Than You
—Siri, Open Tinder
—Nasty Grrls
—@Julia Shapiro
—Will You Let the Dogs In?
—Tech Bro
—Women's Rights

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Credits

Bass: Bree McKenna
Drums: Stacy Peck
Guitar: Julia Shapiro
Vocals: Bree McKenna
Mastering Engineer: Chris Hanzsek
Mixing Engineer: Alice Wilder
Recording Engineer: Ian LeSage